Stephen Arnott is the author of i>Now Wash Your Hands!/i> a cultural history of the toilet, i>The Languid Goat is Always Thin/i>, a collection of the world's strangest proverbs, and i>Eating Your Auntie is Wrong/i>, a collection of the world's strangest customs. Born in Jamaica, he currently lives in Peterborough with his partner and daughter. Mike Haskins is a comedy writer for TV and radio. His writing credits include everything from i>Smith and Jones/i> and i>Smack the Pony/i> to i>Freddie Starr and Russ Abbot/i>. He is the author of i>Drugs: A User's Guide/i> and lives with his wife and daughter in Norwich. They both enjoy nothing more than a good joke.