1-2-3 Scream!

<b>Get ready to scream with this collection of <i>hillarifying&#151;</i>hilariously terrifying&#151;tales fully-illustrated and perfect for scary story lovers who are looking for a side of humor to go with their helpings of horror.</b><br><br>Stop!<br><br>Unless you want to be scared do NOT read this book.&#160;<br><br>These tales of terror are so horrible so alarming they had to be bound up between these pages forever!<br><br>You&#146;ll discover <i>The Boogerman</i> an oozing horror that lurks in mirrors. You&#146;ll read about <i>Instagrave</i> a popular new app that tells kids how they are going to die. In <i>Epizeuxis</i> you&#146;ll learn what happens if you speak the name of a&#151;wait. We&#146;ve said too much already. The things between these covers are too dangerous to ever be let out. That's why we're warning you: stay away from this book or else!<br><br>Of course if you are reckless enough to open this book then be sure to read these stories in a safe indoor space far from the beady prying eyes of any birds*.<br><br>Now on the count of three: 1&#133;2&#133;3&#133;SCREAM!<br><br>*Is that a crow a magpie or an indigo bunting behind you? Be careful. Birds will do anything to keep people from discovering the secrets of this book!