101 Ways to (Politely) Avoid the Office Microwave

<p>Do you have traumatic memories of discovering who tried to reheat seafood at 9 AM? Or have you ever timed your lunch precisely to avoid the great microwave traffic jam? If so this hilariously crafted guide is just the chuckle-inducing remedy you've been searching for!</p><p><br></p><p><strong>With ingenious strategies such as: </strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li>The Synchronized Coffee Break Distraction</li><li>Advocating for Solar Cooking in the Office</li><li>My Pet Rock Can't Handle Microwaves</li></ul><p><br></p><p>You're equipped to masterfully navigate the microwave minefield with grace humor and most importantly cold food. And because we're all about that office camaraderie this guide also serves up a generous helping of microwave-free recipes so you can dine in style and envy-free.</p><p>Looking for the perfect funny present for the holidays? Search no further! This gem of a book is the ideal stocking stuffer for your coworkers bosses or anyone who's ever whispered Who microwaved fish? in office corridors. </p><p><br></p><p>Gift it share it or hoard it for yourself for those days when the office kitchen feels more like a battlefield.</p>