191/2 Spells Disguised As Poems

The first thing you should know about this book is that its DEFINITELY NOT a collection of actual magic spells because magic isnt real obviously. Disguising spells as a collection of poems is the kind of wickedly brilliant thing that only an absolute supervillain would do and this poet is not any kind of supervillain. Hes an actual poet whos won awards and everything and certainly wouldnt disguise a series of spells as a collection of poems about zombies monsters and rapping grandmas. What a ridiculous suggestion!