250 Recent (And Overly Decent?) Limericks

<I>250 Recent (And Overly Decent?) Limericks</I> is an evidently protracted attempt. The attempt is toward something like formal excellence. The form-in-question is (let's say) valid English whereas the limerick form remains merely adventitious.</p>Here beneath are a couple of sample limericks-and don't they manage to sweep along somewhat ridiculously?</p>HELLO</br>Hello and good-bye little world</br>of seeming to stay boyed and girled</br>in manners and fashions</br>whose finite new passions</br>invite each ripe dream to seem swirled.</p>GUITARS</br>Guitars were restrumming themselves</br>while waiting for happier shelves</br>than visit the deadly</br>new forms of a medley</br>created by sleigh-bells and elves.</p>A truly sincere and very profound hope might be that the entire collection could be savorable as individuations and as an aggregate.</p>