250 Very Questionable 'Haiku'

<I>250 Very Questionable 'Haiku'</I> truly is meant to be absolutely nothing but serious Fun and Games. Any aspirations toward conforming to all and sundry supposedly time-honored Haiku (or for that matter Senyru) traditions have been chucked out of every window. Each of the 250 included pieces received a special sort of Grammatical Attention but only in terms of the 'English' side of possible or probable matters.</p>Numerous little inside jokes may be found here and there in <I>250 Very Questionable 'Haiku'</I>; however the total aggregation might in some way or other prove universally assimilable.</p>The main and perhaps only intentional stylistic conformity has been in terms of the now nearly excruciatingly famous 5-7-5 syllabic compositional aspect apparently insisted on by the Japanese 'haiku masters' Basho and Issa. [Otherwise: hmmm!]</p>TODAY</br>Today is a song</br>that wears a wondrous sarong</br>and hits a fat gong.</P>PLEASE</br>Please pass the rice dear.</br>Please dearest pass me the rice.</br>Please pass the rice dear.</p>WAR</br>War can be cheerful.</br>I take him out to run some</br>and he yips at me.</p>