3 American Cranks

<p>America is downtown earth and will not be ignored. Yet the question lingers: the last best hope of earth or the land that Satan blessed? <em>3 American Cranks </em>takes you on a satirical roller coaster tour of the best and worse of the Land of the Free and the Homeless and when that breathless ride comes to a sudden stop and you wobble away you will be primed to give forth an opinion of your own on the matter if you are not too dizzy.</p><p>Three eccentric American outsiders bare their souls and air their outlandish opinions about personal sanity in today's America gone haywire. A rollicking and irreverent no-holds-barred satirical romp bursting with American spunk and spirit shying away neither from the underside nor the persistent promise of America.  </p><p>Laughter rings out on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial when street preacher/soapbox orator D. C. Washington steps up to transform the lunchtime crowd into his congregation and delivers a string of delightfully outrageous sermonettes on life and love in America under the reign of the One Percent.</p><p>Meanwhile at the rear of the congregation a shy sex-starved college freshman is thrilled to discover that the distant brunette standing just inches away is like him holding a copy of Edgar Allan Poe's <em>The Philosophy of Furniture</em>. So begins a madcap mix of all-in-their-heads courtship and all-out war between the sexes interwoven with the witty truth-telling of D. C. Washington on race in America Wall Street Inequality the disappearing Muddled Class and the need to Declare Your Independence.</p><p>On his way to explaining why the black man is the only 100% American the street preacher/soapbox orator declares "Hello my fellow slaves. We used to pick cotton now we pick dollars and the necktie is the new shackle. My name is D. C. Washington and I cannot tell a lie."</p><p>The college freshman confesses his titanic failures to break the ice with the opposing sex. "The trouble with females is they are not thinking about sex all the time."</p><p>A young brunette of bristling intelligence lambasts the fraud of male superiority. "Marriage? I refuse to spend my days as a trophy wife in a trophy case gathering dust. I believe I can do more with my intelligence than pair socks."</p>