3 Things I Wouldn't Do for Money

<p>My family and most of my friends will accept my departure from this earth. But I don���t really know what to do about some of my friends in the Writers��� Circle. Even if they see the death certificate there are some of them who just don���t trust me. In fact there is one member who did not believe it when I was hospitalized. I���d had major surgery for Pete���s sake but when I came back he swore that he���d seen me alongside the I-5 freeway in an orange jumpsuit picking up trash. I am sure he will look around at each meeting for weeks after my funeral clearly expecting to see me walk in saying ���Gotcha!���</p><p>Excerpt from <i>���Whom Would You Pick to Deliver Your Eulogy?���</i> by Vivian Charlton</p>