3000 MPH In Every Direction At Once: Stories and Essays

What if everyone actually was famous for exactly fifteen minutes? What if Joey Ramone could save the world? What if the spiritual enlightenment of saints and sages was a sexually transmitted disease? These are the fictions. Neon signs that predict a citys future. Companies paying people to insult their clients online. Edgar Allan Poes New York is still alive but not well. These are the facts. And they say speculative fiction and personal essays dont belong in the same book. Whether in the glossy pages of the mens magazine Razor or the stolen reams of office supplies that make up the zine The Whirligig the writing of Nick Mamatas is your hitchhikers guide to the new and very weird millennium. Dont know where the world is headed? Nick does and its 3000 miles per hour in every direction at once.