500 Acres and No Place to Hide

The hilarious follow-up to the memoir Confessions of a Counterfeit Farm Girl. . It''s been four years since Susan''s husband dragged her kicking and screaming from their comfortable big city East Coast life to a farm in Virginia cattle country. Susan''s adjusting as best she can which isn''t easy considering she''s been known to wear Manolos in manure. She''ll never be a real farm girl but as readers will see from her side- splitting confessions she''s faking it just fine.