A Barrel Full of Words

English is a funny language. Consider:<br>Would you call church music organic?<br>How come it's father mother brother but not sisther?<br>Why do doctors use a scalpel when they're not operating on your head?<br>Would you say that an engraver is a cemetery worker?<br>Isn't it macabre that slaughter is mostly laughter?<br>Wouldn't it seem that the opposite of formality should be casualty?<br>Don't sheep have to be deranged before shearing?<p>Here is a humorous collection of over 1000 English words--a veritable encyclopedia--including goofinitions mock antonyms collective nouns hyphens punishing adjectives bundle words and much more. This is a must-have volume for comedians speech writers punsters toastmasters English teachers and all students of language.