A Biologically Male Magical White Kid: and the Book You Thought You'd Already Read

You might think you already know all there is to know about a certain biologically male magical white kid and the famous trademark on his forehead...But did you know that his only surviving relatives are fans of the royal family read both The Sun and the Daily Mail voted far-right in a general election have a distaste for second class postage and believe the London congestion charge is an affront to their freedoms?Rescued from a dystopian nightmare by a strange man who appears in the middle of the night and promises a better life the young magician soon discovers an entire world beyond his wildest imagination where anything except diversity cultural awareness and an end to body shaming is possible.With his enchanted vegetable and overpriced coffee in hand the generic hero sets off to his first year of magic school where he makes friends navigates problematic plot points discovers serious oversights in health and safety and learns to play his new favourite sport invented entirely in the name of avoiding a trademark.