A Bird in the Hand

William Alan Niehausen Was Born In Wisconsin Raised In Manitowoc County. The Army And Marine Corps Made For Him Temporary Homes Of The East And West Coast Hawaii Japan And Australia. Between These Tours He Managed A Bachelor Of Arts Degree From The Evergreen State College In Olympia Washington. Gravity Has Brought Him Back Near His Original Home And Family To Include His Daughter Darcy. He Still Hasn'T Been To Ireland. Or To Germany. Or To... Well Nevermind. Bill Finds Himself Continually Fascinated By The World Around Him And The People In It Who Consider Him Strange. He Is An Avid Collector Of Languages And A Chameleon Of Accents But Is Usually Mindful Of Maintaining Sufficiency In His Own. He Writes Not Only Novels But Plays Comics Poems Screenplays And Music As Well. Expression By Its Very Nature Is Multifaceted He Says; Well No Actually Omnifaceted. The Many And Varied Mediums Through Which It Is Communicated Therefore Are Well Unlimitable....He Does Not Know Why This Is Strange.