A Bloody Pulp

<p><strong>AS HEARD ON TRANSMISSION SCUMM! <em>Now That's What I Call Scummy!</em> available now!</strong></p><p>Space-radio shock jocks the Scumm Buds are back at it again with this hilarious unrated and only <em>occasionally</em> lethal collection of tracks from their program. Featuring such memetic viruses as:</p><ul><li><strong><em>Wash This Pain From My Brain (And My Free Will Too)</em></strong></li><li><strong><em>Dragon In the Wagon</em></strong></li><li><strong><em>Boogie Bash on Fear Island</em></strong></li><li><strong><em>Space Bound and Down</em></strong></li><li><strong><em>My Heart Melts For You (Plus Some Other Parts Too)</em></strong></li><li><strong><em>Ganymede Oh Me Oh My</em></strong></li></ul><p>That plus two dozen versions of Monster Mash and hey we got Alice's Restaurant on here too somehow! Why the heck not?</p><p>Now That's What I Call Scummy is available wherever sound exists. Simply mail telephone or telepathically project your current location to <em>Planet Scumm</em> 0101110 Fayke St. Bloomfield NJ 1000101 and wait for <em>Planet Scumm</em> to appear. It won't take long....</p><p>Act now and get a *bonus* record for any vital scientists or heads of state in your life!</p><p><br></p><p>Issue #9 features the stories:</p><ul><li><strong><em>Brain Trust</em></strong> by Hailey Piper</li><li><strong><em>Ahead of Dragons</em></strong> by David Busboom</li><li><strong><em>On the Origin of Fear</em></strong> by Clarissa Van Dell</li><li><strong><em>Sierra Starfall and the Elders of the Spaceways</em></strong> by Pedro Iniguez</li><li><strong><em>Marigolds in Winter</em></strong> by Elena Sichrovsky</li><li><strong><em>Song for Ganymede</em></strong> by Austin P. Sheehan</li><li><em>Original art by </em>Alyssa Alarc��n Santo<em> and </em><em>Sam Rheaume</em></li></ul><p><br></p>