A Bloody Pulp

AS HEARD ON TRANSMISSION SCUMM! Now Thats What I Call Scummy! available now!Space-radio shock jocks the Scumm Buds are back at it again with this hilarious unrated and only occasionally lethal collection of tracks from their program. Featuring such memetic viruses as: Wash This Pain From My Brain (And My Free Will Too)Dragon In the WagonBoogie Bash on Fear IslandSpace Bound and DownMy Heart Melts For You (Plus Some Other Parts Too)Ganymede Oh Me Oh MyThat plus two dozen versions of Monster Mash and hey we got Alices Restaurant on here too somehow! Why the heck not?Now Thats What I Call Scummy is available wherever sound exists. Simply mail telephone or telepathically project your current location to Planet Scumm 0101110 Fayke St. Bloomfield NJ 1000101 and wait for Planet Scumm to appear. It wont take long....Act now and get a *bonus* record for any vital scientists or heads of state in your life!Issue #9 features the stories: Brain Trust by Hailey PiperAhead of Dragons by David BusboomOn the Origin of Fear by Clarissa Van DellSierra Starfall and the Elders of the Spaceways by Pedro IniguezMarigolds in Winter by Elena SichrovskySong for Ganymede by Austin P. SheehanOriginal art by Alyssa Alarcón Santo and Sam Rheaume