A Bodacious Guide To The London Underground

Mind the gap! The London Underground is a cross between a carnival ride and a natural disaster. Imagine running a life-threatening gauntlet with jugglers and clowns just as an earthquake hits! Arm yourself with the knowledge in this book and you will dominate the London Underground like a Boss!You need your wits about you so it is lucky you have come across this survival guide. Otherwise you may not know how to deal with a pole-hugger or a village idiot. A side-swiper can cause more chaos than a loose tennis ball in a dog pound. You may not have even heard of the term side-swiper so it is imperative you read this book. IMPERATIVE!!Shiver me timbers you will need this book if you have just arrived in London!