A Clean Week

If we haven't had one ourselves we know someone who has a cleaning job a rotten way to earn a few extra quid each week. All over the country an army of heroes and scallywags roam through our offices factories and shops getting them ready for the daily chore that we call life. All I wanted to do was get through each crappy day so that I could go home and drink beer. A clean week tells you how I did it with no qualifications and without going insane. I lied I stole and I cheated my way to make it to the end of a clean week. If you employ a cleaning company don't read this.