A Dictionary of Uncomfortable Words: What to Avoid Saying in Polite (or Any) Conversation

Realizing a dictionary was necessary to alert the public they created The Dictionary of Uncomfortable Words. Each word is followed by a brief explanation of why it makes people uneasy when spoken such as: - Abhor: Looks innocuous enough on paper but utterly filthy when spoken aloud.- Bull: In most circles this word is merely a prefix. We prefer the term man-cow.- Congeal: Just because gooey becomes crusty doesnt mean we want to hear about it.- Crotch: This word is disturbing even when referring to trees.- Dingleberry: This is one fruit you dont want to eat.- Half-cocked: Sounds like a circumcision that went too far.- Horehound: A drunk with too much money in his pocket on Saturday night.