A Dude's Guide to Baby Size

<b>The viral video star behind Dude Dad offers a humorous and heartfelt guide to helping expectant fathers survive and thrive during the wild ride that is forty weeks of pregnancy.</b><br>&#160;<br>Numerous apps and books exist to help expectant parents understand their baby&#146;s development by comparing their unborn child to a raspberry or a stalk of broccoli but Taylor Calmus takes issue with that. First off your baby is not some wimpy little vegetable. Your baby is a hardcore little lug nut who is straight-up growing organs on a weekly basis. Second how big is a stalk of broccoli? And what the heck is a kumquat? Clearly this situation calls for a better approach. Enter . . . <i>A Dude&#146;s Guide to Baby Size</i>.<br>&#160;<br>&#149; <b>At week nine</b> your little shredder resembles the circumference of a guitar pick.<br>&#149; <b>At week twenty-four</b> your budding jalapen&#771;o is the size of some concession-stand nachos.<br>&#149; <b>By week thirty-four</b> your little lopper is now the size of a sixteen-inch largemouth bass that weighs four to five pounds!<br>&#160;<br>This book is full of fun facts about your growing baby advice on how to help Mom-to-be as well as ideas and encouragement for you on your journey from Dude to Dude Dad.<br>&#160;<br>Buckle up for a wild ride full of maternity metaphors gnarly playlists for all the special occasions new parenting tales dos and don&#146;ts for expecting dads and even an entire chapter dedicated to beef brisket!