A Dumb Bass Fishing Guide

<p><strong>Cast Miss Repeat. </strong><br><strong>Welcome to the Great American Sport of False Confidence.</strong></p><p>A Dumb Bass Fishing Guide isn't a manual-it's a field report from the shallow end of human optimism. Written by a man who mistakes chaos for strategy it's part sermon part survival log and 100 percent too wet-proof that with every cast fate makes sure at least one dumb bass gets hooked on the experience.</p><p>From ramp disasters and gear worship to tournament heartbreaks and scientific moon-phase theories this book drags you through every glorious misstep the weekend angler can make. You'll meet the friends the rivals the snacks and the delusions that power a thousand empty coolers.</p><p>Equal parts confession and comedy A Dumb Bass Fishing Guide celebrates the truth every fisherman eventually learns: the real catch is humility-and it usually gets away first.</p>