A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Senility

This book has been percolating in my subconscious for more than 70 years. It may have mellowed a little over the years but has lost little of its relevance or bite. As one of the premiere procrastinators of this and over half of the last century I put it off as long as I could but finally acquiesced and the final product is now in your hands. If not for political correctness the book would be longer and possibly less relative. Jokes are multi-dimensional. For everyone they delight they piss somebody off. It's a zero-sum game and we each identify with one side or the other. I found myself single again about 4 years ago and moved half way across the state. One of the main advantages of a major move is that a brand new audience is right at hand. Over the last few years quite a few of my new acquaintances have been telling me that I should write a joke book and here it is.