Gamer Logs Into a Bar...

<p> <strong>Gaming just got a whole lot funnier.</strong> </p><p>What was the console gamer's New Year's resolution?<br /><em>1280x720.</em></p><p>Why did Frogger cross the road?<br /><em>Because after an hour and a half you've finally completed the level.</em></p><p>Why would a grown-up want to play Pokémon Go?<br /><em>Wynaut?</em></p><p>This is a joke book for anyone who knows that <strong>AAA</strong> isn't just a battery type you don't need scissors to do some <strong>crafting</strong> and that you don't have to go outdoors to try <strong>camping</strong>.</p><p>*Parental guidance: Occasional fruity language and jokes of a sexual nature*</p>