A Lyrical Empirical Satirical Miracle (Otherwise Known As The Book You Don't Need By The Author You Don't Know)

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>In this deeply inspirational and hardly-worth-mentioning latest installment of no series whatsoever author Aaron Ryan presents his greatest collection - ever - of satirical works spanning a lot less time and far less material than say Dave Barry or other satire authors whose books you probably meant to purchase instead of this one. Written from the perspective of a voiceover artist over the course of 6 years Aaron Ryan takes you on a heartfelt journey full of memories you're soon to forget. Blending the best of zany satire and awe-inspiring time wasters this Aaron's Greatest Satire Collection Of All Time (herein known as A.G.S.C.O.A.T.) will compel you... inspire you... and of course deaden your nerves and make you question your own will to live.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>From the author who brought you other works about other things this silly compendium of Aaron's 300 best satirical blogs as a voiceover artist and blogger - blogs that received zero awards and also no acclaim or mention anywhere except for in this overly long book - are all presented here in an easy-to-read format that is biodegradable and conveniently doubles as firewood.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>It is our wish - ALL of us singular people who speak in plural so as to convey mass approval - that you utterly enjoy </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>A Lyrical Empirical Satirical Miracle</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> by author slash voiceover artist slash poet slash former pole dancer slash guy who uses too many slashes in sentences....Aaron Ryan (the author you don't know).</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>===</span></p><h4><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Aaron Ryan is the prolific author of the bestselling <em>Dissonance</em> 6-book alien invasion saga the Christian dystopian fiction trilogy <em>The End</em> the <em>Talisman</em> trilogy the sci-fi thrillers <em>Forecast</em> <em>The Slide</em> and <em>The Phoenix Experiment</em> the nonfiction books <em>God Is Not Santa </em>and <em>You're Going Straight To Helen (In A Handbasket)</em> the children's picture books <em>The Ring of Truth</em> <em>The Sword of Joy</em> and <em>The Book of Power</em> the business reference books <em>How to Successfully Self-Publish & Promote Your Self-Published Book</em> and <em>The Superhero Anomaly</em> 6 business books on voiceovers penned under his former stage name (Joshua Alexander) as well as a previous fictional novel <em>The Omega Room. </em>As a voiceover artist and official blogger of The Voices In My Head read by at least 3 people he penned 300 satirical blogs you probably knew nothing about... until now.</strong></h4><p></p>