A Place to Stay Forever

<p>Feeling bored?<br />Tired of a lifeless never-ending existence?<br />There is an answer to solve this perilous woe against all of transcended humanity. The <em>Stasis Deep Sleep System</em> will give you back that meaning to yearn and chase immortality a bit longer. <br />Just lie down and plug in – It’s that simple.<br />Once asleep inside you get to live out a lifetime within a splendorous Eden of realism. Then when you awake a new conscious life will be added to your collective conscious attributes table. <br />So why wait?<br />Why continue to toil?<br />Contact us today and a LaPorte Service Representative will help you in your next stage of immortal transcendence.<br /><em>Side Effects may include loss or partial loss of conscious mind an abnormally high energy consumption bill and a slight possibility of a fiery most permanent death.</em><br />An agent is waiting to take your call! </p>