A Poisoned Garden

<p>A unicorn walks into a bar and...wait what was I saying?</p><p> </p><p>Look between what I'm pretty sure is premature senility and wanting to barf all the time I'm barely hanging in there. At this point I need a break after solving xeno murders fighting murderous fox shifters and my best friend nearly murdering me for...reasons.</p><p> </p><p>But do I get a break? No I get an invitation to the court of the Unseelie fae and it's the kind of invitation you can't refuse because it's from the king who flip-flops between wanting to share a pizza with me and stabbing me.</p><p> </p><p>The upside is that I can see my best friend Marly the newly minted and slightly murderous Unseelie fae queen. The downside? Apparently I have to prevent a civil war between powerful magical beings and I don't even get a can opener for self-defense.</p><p> </p><p>Just like clockwork I'm back to running from supernatural squids double-dealing with triple-dealing fae who probably all want me dead and getting tangled up with a beautiful broken-hearted unicorn who makes me feel guilty and I don't know why.</p><p>After all we've never met before...have we?</p>