A Prince for Little Red Riding Hood

<p><em>When Red Riding Hood decided to catch herself a royal.</em><br><br>Every time someone opens a storybook and reads the four magical words Once upon a time my granny gets eaten a few hours later. Boy it sucks! I wish my tale had a cool ending like Cindy and Briar-Rose get along with a castle and dashing prince to marry.<br><br>Did you ever kiss a frog? No prince pops out of that. Trust me I've tried. Seventeen frogs and nearly one warty toad - for nothing.<br><br>What I get is Jack but alas he's unsuitable for a romantic ending. The Wolf simply lacks the manners for that. And obviously a crown. Because everybody knows that love only happens among royals in Fairyland. Since royalty doesn't just rain from the sky however I'm going to build a prince trap tomorrow and write my new ever after. It'll be so good...<br><br>*cough* Hi I'm Jack Wolf - yes if Riley gets to say something here so do I.<br>And she better forget about this harebrained idea to elope with a royal. We're not going to rewrite anything. If she wants to make out with somebody she can do it with me or no one.<br>Oh and...it will be good.<br><br><br>Sorry for the cliffhanger! The sequel is already available.<br>Complete series: THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF FAIRYLAND<br>1. A Prince for Little Red Riding Hood<br>2. A Wolf in her Way</p>