A Second Coming

<p>A<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> congregation </span>wants<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> the feeling of belonging and believing but </span>is not<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> sure what </span>to<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> believe. </span>L<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>ed by a team of craven materialists the church resorts</span> to a concert<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> and talk show</span> format i<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>nstead of normal worship services. This </span>strategy<span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span>fails and the church resorts to a prosperity ministry and a <span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>dubious insurance sales scheme to stay solvent.</span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>The church learns that Barack Obama </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>plans</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>a</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> visit to honor The Mother of the Church who he considers </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>his social</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> justice </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>inspiration but leadership has </span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>no idea who </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>or what </span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>the Mother of the Church is. Seeing the visit as a financial </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>windfall</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>church leaders charge a</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> young minister with finding The Mother</span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>. </span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>A</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>ssisted by a</span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>n ex-</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> hip hop video vixen </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>and a mystical Silent Deacon chaos ensues as the minister attempts to find The Mother </span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>while </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>fending off</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> a </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>dangerous</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)> assortment of eccentric </span><span style=color: rgba(34 34 34 1)>adversaries</span><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>. </span></p>