A Standard Religiously Irrelevant Version (S.R.I.V) Twist of Fate Edition

<p>Satire hyperbole lampooning mockery taunting comical ridiculous. Call the scriptures what you will just don't call it a holy adytum. A sanctuary of the soul unless that soul wish to be amused to the point of 'holy' risibility. A gelastic disposition this should be a mandated staple of all who read study or swoon over the scriptures. If one observes the plain translated English text as it has been offered by scholars. Time & again numerously places & occasions read in the Judaeo-Christian Bible transmogrify causing a scratching of the head & quizzical thoughts. This book records several of those thoughts in recognition that much of the world today has forsaken & forgotten how to laugh at itself. Let alone some praised notional religious anecdotes. This is a storybook offering readers a harmless & jocose account of several Standard Bible anecdotes to help remedy this. Those that are too often read & believed as only topics of homiletics. Including parodied episodes from Genesis Exodus Leviticus Numbers Proverbs Psalms the book of Esther; the gospel of Matthew Acts several epistles & a reevaluation of Revelation. A Glossary (an A-Z) of unusual English terms & phrases to assist a reader & bring to an audience a facetious account of several Bible tales. Also are parodied versions of several Apocryphal texts from Apostles Paul Peter... The Bible nobody should be able to evade upon observation the root & branch of its ventriloquism its quisquous bumfuzzling antics.</p><p>This Standard Religiously Irrelevant Version is an aniconic motley collection of Judaeo-Christian Bible folktales highlighting several extraordinary modern oddities beliefs homogenised with the folklore of the Christian religion. Tales that are entertaining & easily relatable to modern people. In celebration of the weirdness of the stories humanity & Promethean human ingenuity.</p><p> </p><p>Enjoy this facetious edition of the Bible!</p>