A Tale of Two Cousins

<p><strong>To: Roomie Collective (Tilly Sabre Moose Frank)</strong><br />Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that I’ll be in Athens for four days next week.</p><p><strong>From: Tilly</strong><br />Oooh Athens! Pretty place but dusty. You going to meet a hot Greek?</p><p><strong>To: Roomie Collective (Tilly Sabre Moose Frank)</strong><br />You could say that. It’s for a magazine interview. Some up-and-coming rich bachelor.</p><p><strong>From: Moose</strong><br />Pictures! We demand pictures of this smokin’ Greek. Also will want full deets on your “interview.”</p><p><strong>To: Roomie Collective (Tilly Sabre Moose Frank)</strong><br />It really is an interview I swear.</p><p><strong>From: Moose</strong><br />Girl you don’t have to pretend with us. But if Mr. Adonis sweeps you off your feet and whisks you away to his private island we demand visitation rights.</p><p><strong>To: Roomie Collective (Tilly Sabre Moose Frank)</strong><br />Insert appropriate eyeroll here. That sort of stuff only happens in movies not to people like me.</p><p><strong>From: Tilly</strong><br />My money’s on you Thyra.</p><p><strong>From: Moose</strong><br />My money’s on the shmexy Greek. Mmrowr.</p>