A Useless Book

<p><strong>A Useless Book</strong> is a laugh-out-loud rhyming picture book for kids who love silliness randomness and a bit of mischief. It <em>pretends</em> to have zero educational value - proudly claiming to teach nothing at all - yet sneaks in real facts about animals numbers and the world around us. With Seuss-style humor and playful rhymes it's the perfect gift for curious minds who learn best when they're laughing.</p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Made-up reviews (for fun): -</strong></p><p></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>The only thing I learned was how fast I can close a book.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Readers Indigestion Digest</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>My chair enjoyed it more than I did.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Better Homes & Bookends</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Read it cover to cover. Still don't know how many humps a camel has.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>The Zoological Missed-it Monthly</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>My kid started giggling. Now he thinks ignorance is funny. Thanks a lot.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Parenting Panic Quarterly</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Even the goldfish seemed unimpressed.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Aquatic Book Review & Snacks</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Great for leveling a table. Useless for leveling up your brain.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>IQ Not Included</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>A triumph of nonsense. If nonsense had never triumphed.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>The London Foghorn</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>This book taught me nothing and now I proudly know even less.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Forgetful & Free Newsletter</em></p><p><strong style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>If I could unread it I would. Twice.</strong></p><p><span style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)> - </span><em style=color: rgba(0 0 0 1); background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0)>Amnesia Weekly</em></p>