A Very Bossy Christmas

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>What's the actual last thing you'd ever want your executive assistant to see you doing the morning after you had hot drunk angry sex with her in a terrible hotel room? Dancing around your terrible hotel room to Come and Get Your Love like Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy-naked? Yeah. Me too.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And yet here we are.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>This isn't even the most unprofessional thing that's happened between us in the past couple of weeks.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The first was when I agreed to let her have Christmas Day off but only if she goes with me to three family gatherings as my fake girlfriend.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The second was when she caught me belting out a Christmas song on stage in the awful hotel bar.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>The third was the hot drunk angry sex that followed but I do not regret it.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And she hasn't even found out the real reason I need her by my side this holiday season.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>I need to pull it together before I do the dumbest most unprofessional thing of all-fall head over heels in love with the only assistant who's lasted more than a month at the job and claims to hate me and my moods more than she hates eggnog.</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>And I've seen how much she hates eggnog.</span></p>