A Very Cryptid Christmas

<p>This holiday season it's nice to be naughty. We've got some tales that are truly bawdy.</p><p> </p><p>In the coldest months of the year the hottest cryptids come with holiday cheer. Choose from our menu ala carte but remember-rendezvous with these beasts aren't for the faint of heart!</p><p> </p><p>Want to get wet with a Waterhorse kanoodle with Krampus and seduce a Sasquatch or two?</p><p>Maybe get jiggy with the Jersey Devil wrangle a Jackelope rancher and snuggle a Squonk?</p><p>How about leaping on the Lizard man or zinging with a zlatorog?</p><p> </p><p>Take a romp on the wild side with this series of sexy adventures guaranteed to satisfy your naughtiest most forbidden fantasies. There's something for every she/he/they/them.</p><p> </p><p>Can you handle the steam?</p>