A Whale Watcher's Guide to the Apocalypse

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>With seven-thousand eight-hundred and sixty-four days until retirement from his bureaucratic Ottawa life the Frontiersman sets out on an adventure that can only be described as a chaotic unpredictable litany of mishaps. </span></p><p><br></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>No one is safe as the Frontiersman blunders through friends (racoons) foes (law enforcement) and unfortunate witnesses (the entire province of Quebec). He moves without a plan without a paddle from one moment to the next. </span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Altercations and explosions left in the Frontiersman's wake do not go unanswered as the Quebec Premier calls in Joseph to bring an end to our protagonists reign of terror. Always hot on the Frontiersman's trail their paths finally cross in Tadoussac where the adventure comes to a head.</span></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Following his own personal code of ethics downing Tall Boys purchasing multiple Ford Raptors and providing a new food source for </span><em style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>La Belle Province's </em><span style=background-color: rgba(0 0 0 0); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>mosquitos the Frontiersman weaves a path of confusion and destruction that leaves us both shocked and amused constantly wondering what he will do next.</span></p>