Yeti Under My Bed

How much damage can one Yeti possibly attract when such a highly advanced cultural creature as he comes into contact with rural England? He is polite considerate intelligent peaceable and discreet so surely all will be well. Unfortunately he is also a heavy drinker unembarrassed by bodily functions over seven foot tall overtly evangelical in his Christianity and highly protective of his new young human-human friend Phyllis. You ve heard of Chaos Theory ? Well meet Gordon the Yeti the probable design model for the concept.