Abandon House

<p><strong>A humorous and hopeful journey through the deep despair of home repair.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>It's a love story.</strong></p><p></p><p>When Kenny and Shari's kitchen windows sprung a leak the couple soon found themselves sinking fast in the half-a-trillion-dollar home repair industry. Over the next five calendar years the Rudolphs would embark on an unforgettable journey as castaways in their own home.</p><p></p><p>The <em>Abandon House</em> three-book series chronicles the Rudolphs' battle with robot insurance bandits come-and-go contractors COVID shutdowns shared with essential-service-strangers trying-and failing-to fix the leaks and invasions by waves of pirates masquerading as licensed restoration experts.</p><p></p><p><strong>All names have been changed to protect the innocent and the incompetent.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Climb on board. This is a what-happens-next? read at downhill speed.</strong></p>