About Da Booty (And Other Observations)

. And My Embarrassment Was Indeed A Sight To See When The Obvious Occurred To Me: That I Could Presume In Twenty Lines To Distill The Beauty Of God'S Most Phenomenal Behind . . So Should You See Me Doing Research On The Street Please Walk Slowly By And Let Your Bottom Speak Perhaps I May Divine That Elusive Definitive Rhyme In The Vibration Of Your Magnificient Behind . . Eyes! Eyes That Took Me Suddenly! Unprepared! Beyond The Auction Block. Serene Eyes Sacred And Hypnotic As The Flames That Burn Yonder At The Witch Doctor'S Hut . . But She Walked On By And Of Course I Turned To Watch Her Go .