About Da Booty (And Other Observations)

. and my embarrassment was indeed a sight to see when the obvious occurred to me: that I could presume in twenty lines to distill the Beauty of God's most Phenomenal Behind . . so should you see me doing research on the street please walk slowly by and let your bottom speak perhaps I may divine that elusive definitive rhyme in the vibration of your Magnificient Behind . . Eyes! Eyes that took me suddenly! Unprepared! Beyond the Auction Block. Serene eyes sacred and hypnotic as the flames that burn yonder at the Witch Doctor's hut . . but she walked on by and of course I turned to watch her go .