Absolutely Absurd History

<p><em>Absolutely Absurd History</em> turns real events into laugh-out-loud adventures for curious kids aged 6-12. With hilarious stories unbelievable facts and full-color illustrations on every page it's a history book that even reluctant readers can't put down.</p><p></p><p><strong>Inside readers will discover a series of engaging short stories which include:</strong></p><p></p><ul><li> <strong>Ancient Absurdities</strong> - From naked geniuses and sticky royal servants to emperors with seashell armies meet the most eccentric figures of the ancient world.</li><li> <strong>Royal Rascals and Ridiculous Rulers</strong> - Be glad these kings and queens aren't in charge anymore. Expect exploding cakes pineapple parades beard taxes and royal waistline worries.</li><li> <strong>The Wild World of America</strong> - Sail with ugly mermaids survive Benjamin Franklin's shocking experiments and meet a president with a noisy pet parrot.</li><li> <strong>Far-Flung Fiascos</strong> - Journey across time and continents for exploding samurai marathon runners who never stopped running and a war that humans actually lost-to emus.</li><li><strong>European Escapades</strong> - From dancing plagues and stinking rivers to bunny armies and crooked towers explore Europe's most ridiculous moments.</li></ul><p></p><p>Every page is packed with real stories wild facts heroic fails and unbelievable events brought to life through bright funny artwork that keeps kids entertained and learning.</p><p></p><p><strong>Why kids (and families) love it:</strong></p><ul><li> Makes history exciting and accessible for ages 6-12</li><li> Encourages reading confidence with engaging easy-to-follow text</li><li> Ideal for both independent and family reading</li><li> A perfect gift for birthdays holidays or classrooms</li></ul><p></p><p>Perfect for both curious fact lovers and reluctant readers this collection proves that history can be every bit as entertaining as fiction.</p>