Accidentally Yours

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Lizzie Saltz just wanted to find her snack bag. Instead she stumbled into a midnight ritual full of ominous chanting black-robed figures and what </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>definitely</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> looked like a murder cult. Naturally she did what any sane person would do-</span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>crashed the ritual and handed out glow sticks.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Turns out they're not a cult. </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>They're just a supernatural crime family with questionable morals and an alarming number of weapons.</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> Instead of sacrificing her (or you know letting her leave) they </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>adopt her. Aggressively.</strong></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Now Lizzie's got a </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>lot</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> of problems:</span></p><ul><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Darius the broody vampire crime lord</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> keeps trying to intimidate her (it's not working).</span></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Lucien the knife-happy werewolf</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> snarls at her constantly but melts when she boops his nose.</span></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Azrael the dangerously seductive demon</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> attempted to corrupt her soul but ended up getting emotionally compromised instead.</span></li><li><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Selene the flirty chaotic witch</strong><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> is </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>way</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> too amused by all of this and might be planning to keep Lizzie as her personal plaything.</span></li></ul><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>Between near-death experiences an </span><em style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>entire warehouse</em><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)> getting torched in her honor and a jealousy-fueled bar brawl that almost started a supernatural war Lizzie has one realization: </span><strong style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(15 17 17 1)>she's completely in love with all of them.</strong></p>