Air-Conditioned Bus Tours

<p class=ql-align-justify>Who doesn't like vacations with ultimate relaxation preferences? The type of vacation a person takes depends upon individual desires. Most folks like to be wined-n-dined and pampered as if they've snuck into the 1/10 of 1% demographic.</p><p class=ql-align-justify> </p><p class=ql-align-justify>A few eccentrics prefer different vacations. Developing the ability to ignore inconveniences that's like a gym rat who refuses to believe their feet smell.</p><p class=ql-align-justify><em> </em></p><p class=ql-align-justify><em>DARREN</em> prefers these vacations. Being a backpack traveler he's just returned from his latest adventure and receives a call from his cousin informing him that their uncle <em>JORGE DaSILVA</em> would like to take a niece/nephew cruise. </p><p class=ql-align-justify> </p><p class=ql-align-justify>Jorge has lots of money. Darren becomes skeptical concerning the trip since this isn't his idea of interesting adventure. <em>RYAN </em>mentioning that Darren prefers adventures where the excitement comes from doing things off-the-cuff. Street stall cuisine park-bench accommodations and having an AR-15 pointed at your skull.</p><p class=ql-align-justify> </p><p class=ql-align-justify>Initially Darren refuses to participate and various individuals including sister GRETCHEN try to change his mind. Manipulations eventually has him participating. Then a monkey wrench gets thrown in when Jorge suffers a mild heart attack. He recovers and the rivercruise vacation occurs. Things get stranger (if that's possible...)</p><p class=ql-align-justify> </p><p class=ql-align-justify>Jorge tells Darren that he wishes he could've done these rough-n-tumble vacations when he was younger. Having just participated in a cruise Darren wants to continue his backpack vacations right up until the day he's forced to do the <em>Barca-lounger </em>thing. Eating pre-chewed meals through a straw.</p><p><br></p>