Alan's Lesswilling Chronicles

Alan is trying hard to make sense of his world since his wife left him for Chuck in Morewilling and the local Co-op closed down. <br>21st century technology is eating into his wallet and his soul and the price of a night out doesn't leave change from a tenner anymore. But he is sure about three things: <br>No one in Lesswilling needs a bidet or a hot tub. <br>There's no place for preserved lemons on British supermarket shelves. <br>His mother was right about hindsight - it is a wonderful thing to meet your own arse coming back.