Alien Space Nazis Must Die!

<p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>When the evil forces of the Alien Space Nazis threaten the galaxy there's only one man smart enough tough enough and sassy enough to defeat them! Lars Janssen! Whether it's escaping from a Nazi KillMoon seconds before it explodes battling monsters in a combat pit or dispatching entire legions of alien troopers armed only with a pocket-knife it's all in a day's work for this swashbuckling hero!</span></p><p></p><p><span style=background-color: rgba(255 255 255 1); color: rgba(0 0 0 1)>Which when you think about it all seems a bit...unlikely. Doesn't it?</span></p><p></p>