Aliens In Andheri - A Mumbai Invasion

So you thought aliens would invade New York or Paris? Think again. In Aliens in Andheri: A Mumbai Invasion a bunch of technologically advanced extraterrestrials pick the one place in the universe that’s truly ready for them Mumbai. Armed with lasers gadgets and a heap of optimism they’re about to discover that Mumbai’s Vada Pav is more dangerous than any planetary defense system and the local trains operate on a schedule known only to the gods (and maybe the railway aunty).These poor space travelers expected world domination. Instead they get a crash course in Mumbai survival — which includes battling mosquitoes with more bite than their plasma guns deciphering the ancient art of jugaad (because who needs instruction manuals?) and learning that renting a flat in Mumbai is harder than decoding quantum gravity.Watch as Commander Zarnok and crew are humbled by a cow with attitude outwitted by a 10-year-old Wi-Fi don and nearly destroyed by a samosa so spicy it causes temporary amnesia. Their spaceship? Fixed by an auto driver with a fork and a chappal. Their translator? Broken by the eternal debate: vada pav or samosa pav?By the time they’ve survived monsoon floods housing society elections and a Bandra heartbreak these aliens aren’t just adjusting — they’re full-blown Mumbaikars. Because if you can survive Mumbai you can survive anything. Even a galactic invasion.So if you’re looking for a serious sci-fi epic about interplanetary conquest keep looking. But if you want to see aliens get roasted harder than a roadside Bhutta welcome to Andheri. Just don’t forget to ask for extra chutney.Disclaimer: Any resemblance to actual aliens is purely coincidental. Unless they file a formal complaint. In which case we’ll see them at the next housing society meeting.