All Time Lowe

Hi I'm Brandon Lowe and I'm a loser. But I didn't need to tell you that. You could already tell by the extremely punchable look on my face on the front cover. In this book I will tell some of the most cringe worthy stories that have ever happened to me. Some of the things I touch on I haven't been open to share in the past. I don't know why crazy things happen to me but I'm not complaining. I like to look back on things and laugh. That's why I wrote this book so I never forget some of the stupid shit that goes on in my life. I want to look back at this when I'm 80 years old and see how much of a jackass I was. Considering you still have to physically read in the future and it's not fed to your memory through a USB drive by your robot butler. I'm not expecting anyone else to read this unless you're a close friend or a relative and I gave you this trash as a holiday gift... And if so I'm sorry.