Old Indian in New India

<p> </p><p>In the last 6 years have you: </p><p><br></p><p>- Been to an Indian Smart City</p><p><br></p><p>- Received Rs 15 lacs of seized black money in your account</p><p><br></p><p>- Had your cancer cured by consuming gaumutra </p><p><br></p><p>- Asked your children to find scope in Pakoda-Tea-Puncture stalls </p><p><br></p><p>- Taken a ride in the Indian bullet train</p><p><br></p><p>- Become a fan of 9 PM news debates</p><p><br></p><p>If so please don't read this book.</p>