Anal Probes Suck Ass

<p><em>*Warning: Graphic bro-humor and much stupidity from guys who don't know any better.</em></p><p><strong>Two guys find a hot alien chick and save the world right?</strong></p><p>No not so much.</p><p><strong>John and his friend Gage split up. One raced off into space to save the girl while his friend promised to start a 'Save the Alien' effort.</strong></p><p>What could possibly go wrong?</p><p><em>Well anal probes for one.</em></p><p><strong>Meehix believes she needs the help of an old friend who is one of the best computer hackers in the galaxy.</strong></p><p>The only problem? He's on ice. For 500 years. In a prison that no one has escaped from.</p><p><em>Piece of cake right?</em></p>