Angus Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

<p>Angus: <br/>My mixed-breed cat half domestic tabby half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small Labrador only mad.</p><p>Thongs: <br/>Stupid underwear. What's the point of them anyway? They just go up your bum as far as I can tell.</p><p>Full-Frontal Snogging: <br/>Kissing with all the trimmings lip to lip open mouth tongues ... everything.</p><p>Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat Angus is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidentally shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhhlack. Still add a little boy-stalking teacher-baiting and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!</p>