Animals Who Need Big Kisses

It is a well-established scientific fact that most animals have no idea what is going on. Therefore attempting to kiss many different kinds of animals would likely result in injury or even death. This is tough to deal with though because who doesn't love animals and want to show them affection? Even more so if they are pathetic and it seems like nobody would love them if they were humans - humans that is who still looked like that particular animal. In this hilarious award-worthy book Canadian comedy writer Will O'Neill launches into an alphabetically ordered discussion about which animals are the biggest cutie-pies and need the biggest kisses.