Another Book About Birds

Another Book About Birds Is About Birds. Sometimes. Sometimes It Isn’T About Birds. Not All The Time But Frequently. What The Hell Do I Know Anyway. I Wrote The Damn Thing And Now They Want Me To Write This Thing. I’M Not Supposed To Use “I” Language Because It Makes It Sound More Official. Like Some Guy With A Mustache And A Fancy Hat Wrote This. Somebody That Reads The New Yorker Or Something. Somebody With Stocks. Somebody Who Defends Ayn Rand. Ayn Rand! Well This Ain’T That Jack. Your Guess Is As Good As Mine. Sometimes It’S Fun Sometimes It’S A Bummer But I Like It. I Think You Will Too. If You Don’T Keep It Round. Books Make You Look Smart.