Apocalypse How?: 1 (Dakota Adams)

I never thought Id have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.Of course I never thought Id be able to bend time either.But hey life is full of surprises.Dont get me wrong feeling like a goddess has its perks but those perks come with a hefty price. My brain is tapioca. Im stranded in the middle of dead space. Ratters are using me for target practice and a giant cybernetic monster named Oscar is trying to make me his chew toy.All this because I played superhero (or thief according to some) and snatched a doomsday device from an intergalactic mobster.So if I dont make it out of here alive remember this: Above all else I want a Viking funeral.