At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed

Our hero Saint James Street James is a tall extremely muscular 32-year-old man whose attributes and possessions include a mind stronger than Socrates on acid a magnificent horse he loves more than anything in the world a package so large that it requires a signature a beautiful passionate wife with a rack so perfect it belongs on a billiard table a ton of children and his own personal gold mine. His life set in 1849 against the backdrop of the California Gold Rush is one long parade of amazing sex dynamite montages whiskey and explosive gunfights. The kinds of things men could do when men were actually men. He is the richest man in town--equal parts loved and feared by all. But when the Schläger Brothers come to town so too comes the end of the good times. St. James is forced to defend everything that matters to him (including but not limited to: prostitutes his horse money and drugs. Oh and his wife and children too sort of). God help anyone who stands in his way.